Star Trek: Axanar: Prelude to Axanar

(Source: almostsleepy)

fiine-as-wine:

aarodynamix:

This is why I don’t do yoga in front of my dogs.

can’t tell if she’s making fun of her or trying to show her how it’s done

fiine-as-wine:

aarodynamix:

This is why I don’t do yoga in front of my dogs.

can’t tell if she’s making fun of her or trying to show her how it’s done

meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

(Source: meladoodle)

all hail the Starfleet cadets turned 3 today!
so apparently today is my tumblr birthday?

all hail the Starfleet cadets turned 3 today!

so apparently today is my tumblr birthday?

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

schadenfreuduh:

#captain america 3

schadenfreuduh:

#captain america 3

(Source: expressoholic)

"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

(Source: thirddeadlysin)

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